CAT

Product Details

WARNING/DISCLAIMER:

• This product is not manufactured by Paragon Machine Works
• Distributed by Universal Feline Distribution System (www.UFDS.meow), Planet Earth
• Sporadic availability
• No returns, no warranty
• Requires regular petting and feeding
• Cat may ignore you but you may not ignore cat
• May result in hairballs and acute sleep deprivation

Application:

• Combat loneliness
• Reduce stress
• Lower blood pressure
• Provide entertainment

Compatibility:

• All PMW components
• Humans

Materials:

• 40% Fur
• 30% Bone
• 30% Squishy Stuff

Features:

• Energy level varies from aloof to destructive
• Chatters, meows and howls (not on demand)
• Head boops possible (not guaranteed)
• Rapid phase changes:  wide awake to serious napping within 5 - 10 seconds
• If it fits, it sits: keyboards, boxes, laps, ledges, homework, you name it
• Requires regular feeding and petting

Compatible Products (not included):

• Cat nip
• Cat dancers
• Litter box
• Litter
• Dry/wet cat food
• Small rodents

Price:  Priceless